98percentevil:

tastefullyoffensive:

If It Fits, I Sits [via]

Previously: Cats Stuck in Things

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"These are awesome!" - 98% Evil

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saucefactory:


queelez:


lord-of-the-nerds:


discordion:


When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.


clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 


#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters


THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

saucefactory:

queelez:

lord-of-the-nerds:

discordion:

When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull

When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.

When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.

When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.

When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.

When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.

When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.

When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.

clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 

#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters

THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

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please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you

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the-broken-daughter-of-gabriel:

consulting-detective-with-a-box:

chrisletoepine:

it’s the year 2081. facebook is now on a chip you implant into your hand that allows you to type your status in midair. twitter can be controlled with thoughts. tumblr still has the same damn video player.

and the BBC finally announced that Sherlock series 4 will premiere January 1st 2082

Madagascar 273 is out. They still haven’t found New York.

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mecto—amorous:

consistentlyaverage:

mecto—amorous:

two robots who are girlfriends and one is super high tech and the other is kind of a cheap poorly made model and shes really self conscious compared to her shiny new state of the art girlfriend but the high tech girlfriend is like shhshhshh no baby ur adorable glitches and faulty parts and all

So basically lesbian wall.e?

#is it even 100%certain that wall.e is a guy anyway

I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK YOU’RE HIRED

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draconiashion:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

omfg I forgot that the rest of the world don’t know about Henry


Would you rather have Tony Stark’s mustache or Thor’s abs?

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herooflife:

8-vriskaserket-8:

Alright. So. This is one of Vriska’s themes.

If you listen closely at 2:27 to the little beeps, it looks like this:

.—. .-.…- … . / ……-.. .—. / …. .. —

It’s actually Morse Code

It says “Please help him

It is probably referring to Tavros when Vriska killed him.

Quote from Maphysto on YouTube.
She (Vriska) was a scared, confused, lonely 13 year old girl, trying to make herself out to be a badass in a culture that would brutally murder her if she didn’t.

Found this all interesting and it really smacks people who think that all Vriska’s character is, is just a backstabbing bitch who deserves death and anything bad is her fault and whatnot.


Because she *Screams from top of mountain* ISN’T THAT.

  • She was forced to feed her lusus, Spidermom, by the time she could walk. If she didn’t feed Spidermom, she would die. Vriska would have no lusus and then she would get culled.
  • Vriska is isolated from the world, hated and feared.
  • She only finds joy in living the dream of being Mindfang
  • She was trusted by nobody, she was rich, and she trusted nobody. But John came around and showed her true friendship
  • When she killed Tavros, she regret it when she was talking to John.

Then there are some people who call Vriska some stupid bullshit because she killed Tavros and *SCREAMS FROM TOP OF MT. FUCKING EVEREST* TAVROS CHALLENGED VRISKA TO THE FIGHT AND TAVROS KNEW WHAT THE PENALTY OF LOSING WAS AND, AS STATED ABOVE, VRISKA REGRETTED IT WHEN SHE TOLD JOHN ABOUT IT.


*Agressively pants* That is all.

Enjoy your evening. I hope this post has helped some understand Vriska a little better. Oh, and please reblog this to help spread it around.

THANK YOU SO MUCH

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spader7:

sketches from this week! and everyone is happy! just how i like them.


If you were a dragon, what would your hoard be?

draconiashion:

princess-tophats:

sketch-elf:

sorelstrasz:

vintagehusky:

Mine would either be antlers, deer figurines, or Cadbury creme eggs. I can’t decide.

Cinnabons, Pokeballs, Pony Plushies, Dragon Statues, Computers, and French Horns

Plushies, chocolate, merchandise and all things that SPARKLE!

Coffee mugs, pillows, art supplies.

Plushies, posters, books and, appropriately, dragon figurines.

Books, glitter, dvd’s and soft things!


"I don’t want him to lose his funny, ‘cause that would be stinky." - Dylan O’Brien

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hopelesslyhiddled:

The most polite sword fight ever

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